Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Ev'ry way you look at it, you lose

                     - Simon and Garfunkel

Do you want to see my collection of skinned Moose?  (bow-ba-chika-wah-wah)

Mmmmm Posthumous Kebabs…

Cuz you’re friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well they’re no friends of mine…

…but we just call her Maverick for short

Step away from the Nutsack…

His opponents are going to be pissed…Literally

Omerta

Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person

Keep on Keepin’ on

Doobie