Ask a Liberal: Dog Whistle Racism

By An Asked Liberal

Hey you big stupid Libtard!

What's all this chatter about dog whistle racism? What's that supposed to mean?

Yrs, The Brain

 

Dear The [word I refuse to type],

What "all this" IS is "you" mulitplied by "our culture." Seems there are certain aural pitches that are beyond the range of normal human hearing.

In the same manner, there are certain ideas that are beyond me. That said, they are not beyond you, since you called me a libtard. One of these ideas would be that anyone who is not white is inferior, and also most likely dangerous.

Here's an example for free: When I hear that Barack Obama went to a hardline madrassa as a kid, I check it out. Turns out that whole thing was a lie first published in a magazine owned by the cult leader Sun Myung Moon. Somehow you hear the story, and it's true.

Why is this?

This is because you are a fucktard.

Hope this helps.

Meister Eck

My response

"Life sucks sometimes. Man up and deal."

Any more turds you'd care to have swept up? I still have my hip waders on. Better make it quick, though. I have the duty tonight.

McCain/Palin '08: the also-rans.