The right wing’s prediction of Islamic fundamentalists’ secret plan to infiltrate the United States has officially come into fruition. The toy making company, Mattel, has released a doll, “Little Mommy Cuddle 'n Coo,” which giggles, coos, and appears to mumble, "Islam is the light." Bush’s prediction that “if we don’t fight them over there, they’ll fight us here,” seems to be the most truthful words he has ever spoken, especially since we are fighting in the wrong country (President Bush, the hijackers were not from Iraq).  

What started as an innocent presidential campaign run by Senator Obama has turned into, as recent rightwing wackos have foretold, a ploy by people that hate America to take over the country. Remember those right wing wackos, who believe Obama was “raised in an Indonesian madrassah by radical imams”? What they fail to tell you besides this being just a racist, ridiculous claim, is that Obama learned how to make dolls at that time. Not just any old regular doll, but talking ones.

Right wing wackos, are you starting to see the connection? Do you see where I am going with this? Think about it…

Do you remember commentator, Andy Martin, on Fox News' "Hannity's America"?
I think a community organizer, in Barack Obama's case, was somebody that was in training for a radical overthrow of the government.

Right wing lemmings, are you connecting the dots? Obama knows how to organize--organizing usually involves a group of people--toy making companies usually have groups of people--Obama learned how to make dolls--Obama has two children--children like dolls. Are you following me? I hope you’re not…

Governor Palin, whom some may think isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, warned us this week:

This is not a man who sees America like you and I see America...[Obama] is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country.

Okay, so she got the “palling around with terrorists” part totally wrong. So what? But just imagine if you just replace that with “palling around with toy making companies, which create dolls that say ‘Islam is the light.’” Scary? Ridiculous? Farfetched? No. Yes. Yes.