By GottaLaff

Newsflash! Breaking! Stop the presses! A vice presidential candidate is going to... speak to the press!
UPDATE.: CNN Correspondent Dana Bash has confirmed additional details about the upcoming interview: According to a McCain aide, the plan is for Gibson to have time with Palin over two days — Thursday and Friday of this coming week. The interview will be part sit-down, part walk-and-talk at various locations in Alaska.Awww, it's like one of those Barbara Walters interviews with Julia Roberts. A pleasant stroll among trees and rivers, laughing, frolicking, reminiscing about AIP days gone by, sharing barbed quips, Sarah Lou teaching Charlie how to shoot a moose, playing What Shade of Lipstick Am I Wearing games, gazing deeply into each other's eyes...

Remember when Joe Biden did that? You don't? There was a good reason. He was professional and had enough common sense, experience, and confidence to appear on Meet the Press without having to be prepped and coddled first.

Stay tuned for more breaking news: Sarah Louise Palin answeres real questions!