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Dispatches from the Big Tent

By The Lionel Show

If you can keep your head when all about you

are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you

But make allowance for their doubting too,

If you can wait and not be tired by waiting

Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies

Or being hated, don’t give way to hatred,

And yet don’t look too good nor talk too wise:

                                     - Rudyard Kipling

 

But can it throw a cell phone?

 

follow the bouncing baby…

 

Hillary Heartland and Joe Sixpack strike again

 

Best head in the land…

 

and what do we do with witches?  EXONERATE THEM!!          just for fun

 

Yeah, well I want to know what he’s hiding in that giant hat

 

Blasphemy

 

Our tower can kick your tower’s Ass!

STFU about Palin or

any other thing about McCain's VP selection. Why are you playing DIRECTLY into the script of taking away the moment of Obama's magnificent speech? Rather than ruminating ad infinitum about this nonsense, how about something along the lines of--"oh yeah, the McCain camp, desperate to take Obama off the front page, are floating something about his VP choice. Okay, now let's get back to the way Obama smacked McCain in the face when he said...(fill in anything from the speech here).