Looks Like it is the “Trust Fund Ticket” For the GOP

By The Seminal

With reports that Mitt Romney is getting secret service protection, it looks like the net worth of the two candidate for national office on the Republican ticket will be close to half a billion dollars in net worth with John McCain’s wealth added into the equation.

So it looks like it will be the “Trust Fund Ticket” for the Republicans — who will continue the Republican ideology of, if you got it, you should get even more. If you don’t have it, well either you didn’t marry right or didn’t have the right connections.

FRistenberries!

Jukebox Johnny McWetStart and Mittens...a match made in the eighth Hell indeed.

And they've got as much chance of seeing Jesus in a Speedo as they do winning in November. (Actually, they probably have a better chance of seeing Jesus in a Speedo. Global warming, y'know. Those samite robes get hot. And sweaty.)

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~~~John Kenneth Galbraith