THE FOLLOWING ARE EXCERPTS FROM THE REAL-TIME COVERAGE OF THE DNC CONTRIBUTED BY POLITICAL BLOGGER “Y-AM-I-HERE?” ALSO INCLUDED ARE USER COMMENTS.PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL SPELLING, GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION ERRORS ARE REPRODUCED AS THEY ORIGINALLY APPEARED.

August 27^th 2008

11:04 AM

Posted by: Y-Am-I-Here?

Morning, bloggers! Man, did I get messed up last night...Talk about drinking liberally?!? I was at some party with free condoms and TONS of booze. I danced with this woman who, I swear to God, looked like Chuck Todd in a miniskirt! Whatever, man, I was into it! I might have to ease off the hootch for a bit today, cuz it’s gonna be some serious craziness on the floor tonight. What’s Bill gonna say?!?! Hillary already some good stuff, but Bill is going to say more stuff, and it could be good. The things that he says will be things about the Party and how they need to stop messin’ arounf with Obama. Let’s gEt serious, people!

My hotel room is so nasty! Also, the wireless connection here sucks, so if I only update once every 8 minutes or so, its not my fault!!!!!!!! I tried to ask the guy at the front desk about it and he was like “um, DUH, what’s an internet?!?!?” HAHAHA! Seriously, dudes, this hotel sucks. I wouldn’t wish this room on Dick Cheney (BOOOOOOOOOO!).

I’m gonna go down and check the continental breakfast sitch. There’s a weird stain on my sweatpants. Stay tunes!

User Comments (1)

HAHAHAJHAH! Holy cow man, that was hilarious! That totally sucks about the internet connec, though – don’t those idiots know its like, a necessary now?! You should just sleep in the Big Tent hahahaha!!!! Hope you nrought a sleeping bag HAHHASH*()FHDS(*FHSD8hfo9sd

August 27^th 2008

11:14 AM

Posted by: Y-Am-I-Here?

I just came to pretty huge realization: the stain on my pants is from when Spike Lee bumped in to me last night and I spilled this weird Kahlua drink all over myself and some super cute blog grrrl from Seattle. Way to kill my flow, Spike! Whatever, I wuz seeing double by that point anyways. And you know what that means – I wuz seeing TWO obama’s in the white HouSe!!!!!!!!

User Comments (2)

Totallay dude!

August 27^th 2008

12:32 PM

Posted by: Y-Am-I-Here

Man – who do you have to nominate around here to get a taxi to the Big Tent?!?! Hahaha – I should be there soon, though!

August 27^th 2008

2:06 PM

Posted by: Y-Am-I-Here

Well, boys and grrrls, I finally made it the Big TeNT. Remember what I said about takin’ it easy on the firewater today? No such luck – FREE beer in the big tent started at 1 PM, ya’all!!! Geez. How am I supposed to say no to that??!?!

K, but lets get down to some serious work. Tonight promises to be a burn-burner. One weird thing: there’s an “invocation” around 4 PM or so by some Greek priest or some garbage. Umm…HELLO?!?! Hey, I’m Church. Nice to meet you, State – shouldn’t we be a little further apart?!?! hahahahHHahaha!!

No, but then things really get going. Bill Clinton, John Kerry (um, HELlo Barack, coulda been VP, dummy!) – also Bill Richardson, Joe Biden. Tons of goos sutff happenin’ tonight.

User Comments (1)

Dude, your so right about that Church things. WTF?!?!

Go Bill!!!!!!!!!!

August 27^th 2008

3:43 PM

Posted by: Why-Am-I-Here

Wel, the beers been flowin;’ like wine, and im just a TAD messed up – like totally!!!!!! Some total jerk said my credentials didn’t alow me accesss to this place I wanted to go, but I madce this sign that was like “What the hell? FREE SPECCH, MAN!!!” and this other 5 people like titally got in and it and we raidsed such a stunk they they endewd up just letting us in. Power to tHE peoopl!

On a serious not, O-B needs to talk some trash tonight. McCain is a crazy old bonehead, he’s got nothing, he doesn’t even know good tHings or any good stugfgf about all this things. If he;’s PresiDent, I’m outta here!!!!

Also, why doesn’t Barackk talk AT ALL about gay animal trights?

Woah. Cute blogger chick from Seattle just sat down next to me.

Wopajh. I hope she diodn’t read that.

User Comments (1)

Hahahah I bet she totally read that dude yet bUSTED!!!!!!

HERE ENDS THE DAILY COVERAGE OF THE DNC BY POLITICAL BLOGGER “Y-AM-I-HERE”. IT IS UNCLEAR WHY HE STOPPED POSTING AT 4 IN THE AFTERNOON, WELL BEFORE MOST OF THE NOTABLE EVENTS OF THE EVENING WERE UNDERWAY.