If you should stand, then who’s to guide you

If I knew the way, I would take you home

- Grateful Dead

Now I’m no prude when it comes to the miracles of modern science; but that just ain’t natural.

Let God be the Judge…

The only race McCain can win

As a man, all I can say is…YES!

Pardon me if I’m wrong Monty, but if I Kill all the Golfers, won’t they lock me up and throw away the key?

I got five packs of smokes that say this guy gets shanked within 36 hours, you want in on this action?

Come back after three days and I’ll be impressed… (but seriously, What the f**k?)

It was only a matter of time before they actually started banning good grammar.