Is that some sort of joke?

Nope, that's actually the truth. You can monitor his bowel movements by measuring the swelling on the left side of his face. It's supposed to be a very helpful tool for people who have no feeling in their nether regions.

Thank goodness that McSame's $48,000 a year that he receives in disability payments from the VA is going towards cutting edge medical procedures.

Support the Troops.
End the Occupation.