Your desperation and fear is absolutely breathtaking....not to mention very amusing. You have such a low opinion of human nature that you actually think that the only reason to show up for an event is for a free beer and a dog? And that will ensure that they will turn out in masses? TOO FUNNY! Maybe it's only because that's true of you and your low-life, freebie sponging, friends. Your type would mud-wrestle in dog-poo if there were something free in it for you. NEWS FLASH!!: Normal people aren't wired that way!

BTW....any links to back up that claim???