Hi Folks - be sure to tune into Foxnewz to see the new work of fiction called :
The Untouchables
Starring:

Oliver North - as Freddy the Shredder: Allegedly Famous in brokering the Arms-for-Drugs-for-Hostages Deal (aka Iran-Contra); this character has been memorialized by the 'Ollie-Burger', which features 'secret sauce' and shredded lettuce....

Karl Rove - as 'Back Off' Yosemete Sam: Sammy wields two six-shooters (the Prez and the AG) and dares congress to approach him when being asked about things like outing secret agents and little things like 'the truth'...

Newt Gingrich - as 'Harvey Two-Face': Harvey was one of the lawyers that spearheaded the impeachment trials of a sitting president, while browbeating the media about character, and the importance of fidelity in a a marriage...as it turns out , Harvey was also getting a little action on the side....

Dennis Miller - as 'No Taste Denny' - NT Denny upset a few people when he made jokes and quips about Johnny Cochran before the man was even buried...along came 'No Spin Bill' who said - 'Hey - I want that guy on my team!. As it turns out, Denny is a cool guy - just missing a few taste buds....

Mark Furman - as Silver Spoon's 'Whatchutalkinbout Willis' - Willis pleaded the fifth when confronted on his conflicting testimony on a criminal trial. Willis is now one of the 'criminal experts'...talk about irony...

Do you know anyone that's 'untouchable' by the law or the press? Have them to submit their story and resume to Foxnewz..