So, let's see. First things first: I saw you on Countdown last night, Rachel, and, as is customary for me whenever you appear, I watched again, later. The "new" jacket is swell, and I felt so, well, happy for a few more moments being a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Is your mom single?

I did email Elder Orrin after hearing your story (Have you noticed Moron missionaries all have the same first name? I wonder if he still has his missionarying name tag?).

But, I'm not yet satisfied with his response and want a clearer explanation; actually, I want some rather specific disclosures and apologies. I wonder if on-line hearings (under oath of course) might be a useful next step and opportunity for further experimenting using the internet to move us toward a more direct democracy? Any thoughts about how I/we can lead the self-righteous Senator to put his face closer to "in it"?

Thanks for helping me pay attention to details I'd no doubt otherwise miss. 

Soggydog

Langley, Whidbey Island, Washington

It's not what I just did that counts, but what I do next.