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Dispatches from the Janitor's Closet

By The Lionel Show

And you may tell yourself, “this is not my beautiful house”

And you may tell yourself, “this is not my beautiful wife”

                                                    - Talking Heads

 

I’d doe ‘er

 

This Computer stinks like Asus…

 

Copper: if it’s good enough for plumbing pipes, it’s good enough for your face…

 

Crazy Coon Caper

 

I wouldn’t buy an iPhone if you paid me…wait, you are paying me? 

 

Said the Cockapoo “these f***n’ Bears got up in my face, so’s I told em’ da Get the f*** outta here with their f***in’ Bear Asses, this is my f***in’ neighborhood.  F**K!”

 

It’s the ropes and the reins and the joy and the pain and they call the thing the Rodeo…

 

He’s probably on Steroids...

 

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So in otherwords,

American's shouldn't elect their President based on which canidate they feel the most sorry for, has the most sorrowful "poor me" story, or whom can play the most saddest, of the world's saddest saddest songs, or find the world's smallest, teeniest of the tiniest violens to play it on.

By MadgardnerAugust 26, 2008 - 10:35am

I WANT MY CIGARETTES! NOT

I WANT MY CIGARETTES! NOT HIS CIGARETTES! I WANT MY CIGARETTES!!!

Thank you, Lionel, for the Cheswick reference. That completely made my day!

By Lorelei33August 26, 2008 - 10:40am

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