Dispatches from the Janitor's Closet
Time for the second installment of my daily Yang to Derm’s Yin (sorry Juice); the lighter side of this crazy thing we call life. If you find yourself reading these stories and thinking “that’s not right” or “something should be done about this, I’m going to start a community organization to address this issue”; STOP!! Take a deep breath and repeat to yourself “Gunga lagunga”, trust me, it helps.
Stonehenge ain’t got nothin’ on this guy
Hey look it’s…EVERY BLOGGER EVER!!! But not you guys, you guys rock! (think they bought it?)
At $25 a bag, you’ve got to prioritize.
This guy really wants to wear a skirt, er, “unbifurcated garment” And what’s worse, they won’t even let them deliver tacos anymore
Ok, now they’re just being mean…
A teenage boy was also involved in the incident, he didn’t complain.
The "Surge has worked."
Please ... If I hear one more time that the surge has worked, I am going to fall-over from a major spin over-load. Stating the surge has worked, is like telling an amputee victim that the tourniquet will prevent him from bleeding to death, but unfortunately he must live through life without a leg.
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By VIRTUALMETHANEAugust 8, 2008 - 11:34am