THE LINEUP:

Meet the Press: Future Vice President Joe Biden. Who is on fire. Irrelevant self-righteous pundit Tom Friedman.

Tweety: Joe Klein, Andrea Mitchell, John Heilemann, Michele Norris.

This Weak: Obama. David Brooks, WaPo's Jonathan Capehart, Martha Raddatz and relic George Will talk about how orgasmic McCain was.

Face The Nation: McSame interrupts his mid-morning nap to talk about being a POW.

Fixed News: Axelrod vs. McSame lobbyist Rick Davis.

Late Edition with Wolf: Buffoon Jon Kyl (R-AZ), Gov. Tim Kaine (D), Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA), Unqualified-for-VP Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-PassedOver). Then Robert Gibbs, boring GOP strategist Alex Castellanos, James Carville, Ed Henry and William Schneider talk about McCain's shapely, enormous bulge bounce.

60 Minutes: Bob Woodward on his new Bush book. For Bush At War and Plan of Attack, Bush gave interviews to Bob and the books were gentle puffs. For the truly great State of Denial, Bush denied an interview and got skewered. For The War Within, Bush gave interviews, but looks like he still got skewered anyway. Also on this week is Alec Baldwin and something about sushi.

Lineup and snark via Sam Loomis.