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Dear Lib:

Who the hell does that jerk Beau Friedlander think he is calling Sarah Palin the Cutie Pie from Who-Knows-Why? WTF? Doesn't he think her being governor means anything?

My best, Big Red

Dear Big,

Beau Friedlander is an idiot. He has a bad way of saying things. He is a clown. As a matter of fact, I understand him only because I work here and have to either try to understand him or experience a less enjoyable worklife. (It's honestly a bit dreary.)

The fact is, Big, he called her that name because he's afraid of her. Or rather he is afraid that she may be much more powerful than he likes to think when he's humming Abba songs in the shower. I'm afraid in this instance you are right, Big Red. Sarah Palin is governor, and that means she is good at something. The debate made that clear (wink, wink).

It makes me sick because my colleagues all think she's a push-over. I think she's like Coca-Cola back in the day: 90% marketing, 10% cocaine. We shall see....

Best regards,

Meister Eck.